2026
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Organic Intelligence
The fifth film of the trilogy. When Professor Gangreen's corporate prodigy goes rogue, the tomatoes start thinking for themselves. Nature versus artificial intelligence.
Five films, one animated series, a documentary and a podcast. Forty-eight years of material, and every last piece of it is findable. Here is exactly where.
2026
The fifth film of the trilogy. When Professor Gangreen's corporate prodigy goes rogue, the tomatoes start thinking for themselves. Nature versus artificial intelligence.
1978
Made for under $100,000 and released as a comedy. Filed under parody. The producers have never withdrawn the claim that it is a documentary.
1988
Launched the career of a young George Clooney, who to this day will not discuss the operation on the record.
1991
Honestly, we would not lead with this one. It is on the record all the same.
1992
Pretty funny. Unless you are French.
Not films, still evidence.
Two seasons of tomato propaganda aimed squarely at children, broadcast Saturday mornings on a national network. Nobody stopped it.
Somebody had enough time to make a documentary about all of this. We are still deciding how we feel about it.
Watch the Documentary
Cast testimony, archival findings and classified tomato intelligence briefings. Released without redaction.
Listen to the PodcastIt is free, it is 87 minutes, and everything after it is a follow-up report.